I Want a Twin

When are people going to start cloning themselves? Will the clone ever be the same age as the original or will I be stuck with a 5 year old clone when I am 30?

Twins Are All the Rage
MTV has a show with twins that are looking for love. Twins can play the same guitar at the same time. I think there are even twin pornstars (not that I know this for sure, but I have heard rumors).

Having a Twin Would be Awesome
This week, I was talking with some friends about twins. I mentioned that I would love to have a twin. Having a twin would be like having two of me (which is what the world needs). [update: this is the awesomeness of twins]

I imagine my twin and I sleep in bunk beds. I go through my twin's clothes to find what I am going to wear for the day. We jump on our tandem and go for a ride. When we pick up girls we can ride separate tandems (nothing like tandems in tandem).

It Is NOT Cheaing If...
Speaking of girls, most twins say they do not even think about playing tricks on their twin's significant others (the MTV twins at least say they do not). I hope my twin would, because if we pulled the switch and hooked up with the wrong girlfriend, we could not get in trouble for cheating. If I cheat with my twin's girlfriend and he cheats with my girlfriend, then my girlfriend cheats with my twin and his girlfriend cheats with me. Everyone cheats, so nobody can get in trouble! Having a clone might be slightly better, because when you hook up with your clone's girlfriend you are hooking up with your own girlfriend (at least that is what the DNA would show, right?).



Twins Rule! I should just pretend I have a twin.