Saturday, January 3, 2009

Change, Resolutions, and Wimps

People Are Wimps
I read the article, Why is change so hard?, and it made me feel awesome.

Do people who make resolutions really want to change that aspect of their life? 87% of people who make a resolution on New Year's Day do not want that resolution to come true.* Is it really that hard to change something you want to change?

Shorting Yourself of Life
Wearing shorts in the dead of winter is hard, but it is not the hardest part of the challenge. Explaining to people why I am wearing shorts is harder. Trust me, you do not want to explain to ten people a day why you are wearing shorts when it is below freezing. [I challenge people to not ask so many mundane questions.]

Image Resolutions

Maybe people are just picking resolutions to portray an image. Or maybe it gives you a topic to discuss for three minutes after you run out of ways to express it is cold outside and you have nothing going on it your life. Then, the conversations end and the resolution has no tangible effect on anyone, so it is dropped and forgotten (much like my Marriage Challenge).

Ending Marriage Resolution Sparks Resolution Success!
Getting married would be a severe challenge, but it also seems boring and useless to me, so I never officially started the challenge. Why do gay people even want to get married? Half the population that gets married and then changes their mind (maybe people should make their resolution to get divorced, there might be more success stories for resolutions). The only group that quits something that often are visitors to my blog.*




*This is not a fact. [89% of people who come to my website immediately close the page (that is a fact).]

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Monday, December 29, 2008

George W. Bush Changed the World




Many look at George W. Bush as a failure; I do not (and Condoleezza Rice does not). During George W. Bush's terms, these amazing things happened:

The First Gay Marriage in the USA. Although, George W. Bush wanted to stop it with a Constitutional Amendment (then again President Clinton signed the Defense of Marriage Act, which stated marriage is between one man and one woman).

Americans become more environmentally friendly. The first hybrid car is sold in the US. Al Gore campaigns to instill fear in each American about global warming. However, George W. Bush figured that the US did not need to ratify the Kyoto Protocol. Global Warming and other science was a joke to George W. Bush.

America became intelligent (well, it liked to pretend it did). Intelligent Design tried to combat science and take down the theory of evolution. Thanks to the battle against evolution, the Flying Spaghetti Monster made its first appearance in 2005. Pastafarians everywhere rejoiced.

House prices drop drastically. Some people are having trouble selling houses they do not want, but this could be because everyone now owns a house due to low prices, right?

Lots of people now have more free time
(they also have a little less money). How would you like a day off? How about a month? Maybe a year might be a good amount to get your life situated. Many employers are giving their workers time off (forever).

Truth is replaced by truthiness
. Thanks to George W., Stephen Colbert created the term truthiness:


Thank you George W. Bush for CHANGE!

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